Bag Lady

Today I'm a grouch as a result of suffering (more than a) smidge of disappointment that left me feeling lousy and low. (Is it kosher to uncork a better day already?) I don't often do this, and even rarer do I admit it, but today I drowned my sorrows in a bit of self-indulgent online shopping. Coincidentally, my crummy day coincided with so-called "Cyber Monday," and said holiday meant numerous additional markdowns on my chosen acquisition, shown here:

My pretty should arrive within three to seven business days, at which time I hope to have fully digested today's bitter pill and be on to bigger and better, with a fabulous bag to boot.